i wanna be big, bigger than oprah when she's at her fattest

ever since i was little i knew that i was destined for greatness. that i would be a somebody. now i still have no clue how that's going to happen, but who knows i could be walking down the street, and get approached by some model scout...but then again that won't happen either. I'm overweight...well just by a few pounds..like 2.. or 15, but that's just a number! i swear i have abs of steel underneath this layer of fat, i just need to convince my dad to pay for my liposuction surgery. but anyway, i feel like i have so many talents, I'm for sure a great actor. i mean when no one is home, i get into my zone and give the best performances. my death scenes are the best, specially when i go deranged and shoot myself because the love of my life is cheating on me. however i wish it was easier, why couldn't i be born a Smith, or a Hilton, or my personal favorite, a Kardashian. i mean I'm all about that life. but in all honesty i just want the glam life, like Fergie said "flying first class up in the sky, poppin champagne living the life" i want that. i want the range rovers, and a mansion in the hills, a pool boy (who I'd perv on when my lover wasn't around). although i could get all this without becoming famous, like, by working hard and staying humble.

HA ye right, i think I'll just get me a sugar daddy.