Wednesday, 25 September 2013

my humble beginnings

hello, actually no, wait should i say hello..

well anyway, my name is christopher kumar, and this, this is my story of how i became americas next top model.

just kidding this is basically about my life, my past 20 years on this planet. what it is, and how i wished it was are two very different things. i am an only child, i guess that should be enough to give people an idea of how my life is. i think when i was born, my parents probably looked at me and wept at how beautiful of a baby i was. i mean why try making another child when you already have an angel, right? well that's my theory. i was born in paradise basically, the beautiful fiji islands. i guess from a very young age my parents knew i was different, they knew i wasn't like every other boy. i guess the biggest give away was when i asked my mum "mum can you sew me a dress" i mean for a 3 year old, i rocked that floral print knee length dress, although i feel my dad was a bit ashamed, but he got over it. i mean one look at me rocking it out in that dress, anyone would be a believer. i don't care too much about politics, or sports (unless it's the athletes we're talking about, with their bulging biceps and tree trunk quads, who wouldn't be interested). family matters most to me, and my faith in God of all things. i have a major obsession with Rihanna, and from time to time i feel like I'm better than everyone and you are all beneath me.

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