Monday, 30 September 2013

work that twerk till he jerk.

well you know how people always say "one day my prince will come"

where the hell is mine. 20years i've been single, feels like its been longer. every time i see couples out and about, holding hands and kissing, it makes my blood boil! i wish i had a hose or something so i could baptise those hoes! (but really i wish that was me too) people think that just cause you're gay you want to go spend your time at a gay bar, surrounded by creepy old men trying to buy you drinks. now don't get me wrong, i'm all about that sugar daddy life style, hell i'll even be bisexual, as in, you buy me things and i'll get sexual. but i want love!!!! i want those movie kind of stories, where the guy takes you on a date, you watch a movie, or walk on the beach, cute stuff like that. i need someone that can understand my mood swings, cause sweet pea, i have more swings than a little kid hogging the swings on the playground. everyone says personality matters, and it's true it does. but i'm superficial, if he has stubble, a solid chest, bulging biceps and quads of steel... well then, he just could get it




in reality though, i sit at home and stalk people on facebook and instagram, and cry about how lonely i am.

BUT one day my prince will come, in more ways than one, if you know what i mean ...

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